Funny Garden Gnome | Resin Yard Gnomes, Statues & Figurines | Indoor & Outdoor | Weatherproof Ornaments | Garden Gift Idea

Face Down In The Flowerbed

Every garden gnome ever made is cheerfully fishing, waving, or holding a lantern. These three have clearly had a night. Set one in the hostas and it stops being an ornament — it becomes the thing everyone notices on the way to your door.

• Put him where people will find him. Half-hidden behind a plant pot, sprawled at the base of a shrub, laid out on the front step — so the joke lands on whoever spots him first — which is the entire reason to own one.
• Details that reward a closer look. A bottle still in one hand, a flushed face under the beard, a tiny sign propped against him — so the person who crouches down gets a second laugh — instead of reading as one flat painted lump from three feet away.
• Solid resin, made to stay outside. Cast resin rather than plaster or painted wood — so rain doesn't swell him and the sprinkler doesn't finish him off — he stays in the bed all season instead of coming in every time the sky looks wrong.
• Three of them, and they're better together. Red, blue and green — one is a joke, three is a scene — scattered across the same flowerbed like the aftermath of something.
• The one thing in the garden people photograph. Every other ornament gets walked past — this is the one that gets pointed at and sent to somebody's group chat — which is why more of these get bought as gifts than for the buyer's own yard.

Where People Put It

Flowerbeds and garden borders · planters and pots · rockeries · front steps and porches · patios and decks · under shrubs and hedges · beside the mailbox · greenhouse shelves · office desks · bookshelves · bar carts · mantels · beside indoor plants

Specifications

• Material: Hand-painted resin
• Colours: Red · Blue · Green
• Use: Indoor and outdoor
• Includes: One gnome